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Named after two doctors who gave psychotropic drugs to lobotomized monkeys. Mariko Aoki phenomenon. A Japanese expression referring to an urge to defecate that is suddenly felt after entering bookstores.
When a late-night radio host claims to have been brainwashed by the CIA, you may want to think twice. Being clinically disappointed by Paris. Particularly common among Japanese tourists.
Not to be confused with Jerusalem syndrome or Stockholm syndrome. A type of delusion in which a sufferer denies ownership of a limb or an entire side of the body. A psychosomatic illness that causes rapid heartbeat, dizziness, fainting, confusion and even hallucinations when an individual is exposed to art or natural beauty.
Tanganyika laughter epidemic. The Truman Show delusion. Those afflicted feel they are being watched all the time by a television audience, like Jim Carrey in the movie The Truman Show.
The consumption of urine. Not always for survival reasons. An alleged mental disorder that caused patients to write endless rows of zeroes. Fear of feces or even defecation, and possibly enjoying constipation. Animal attacks. Not kidding: death by beavers, bunnies, squirrels, cats and other things you should not have as pets. Anting bird activity. Conservation-induced extinction. Depopulation of cockroaches in post-Soviet states.
Dog—cat relationship. A deceptive beetle larva that entices its own predators by feigning prey-like movements in order to eat its predator. Exploding toads. An as-yet unexplained phenomenon observed in April in Germany and Denmark. Suggested as a possible weapons delivery system. No, the fish are not trippin'; they will cause hallucinations if ingested. It is not known if hallucinations will occur if one fish consumes another.
Israel-related animal conspiracy theories. Has an animal looked suspicious? It was probably Israel.
A grotesque-looking sea monster made from the corpse of a ray. Lioconcha hieroglyphica. List of animals displaying homosexual behavior. List of animals with fraudulent diplomas. Mostly due to pranks pulled on diploma mills. London Underground mosquito. A species of mosquito that lives in underground railways. Love dart.
Droppings of a nightingale variety used in facials. Some claim that it helps with acne. MEDical Reliable Source. Orbiting Frog Otolith. Paracerceis sculpta. A species of isopod that has some males that mimic females and others that mimic juveniles, allowing them to mate without the alpha males realising what is going on behind their backs. Pasilalinic-sympathetic compass. Telepathic communication is not possible in snails no matter how far apart they may be. Nothing else has been ruled out.
A literal figurative variety of cockfighting between some species of flatworm. Prostitution among animals. Did you know that prostitution exists among animals? Rotating locomotion in living systems. Shortarse feelerfish. Bathumycops brevianalis is a fish so named for its short anal fins — brevianalis meaning "short anus". Stephens Island wren. Supernumerary body part. Having an extra body part, be it as simple as an eleventh finger or as extreme as a second head! Suriname toad.
A feature of Stegosaurus anatomy named after a Far Side comic strip. Tongue-eating louse. A parasitic crustacean that, when female they are hermaphroditicattaches to and then destroys a fish's tongue, hooks itself to the remaining stub and becomes the fish's new tongue.
Traumatic insemination. A form of mating in invertebrates in which the male stabs the female in the abdomen with his penis, and injects his sperm through the wound. The practice of growing small jar-shaped kittens caused controversy years after it was revealed to be a hoax.
A cat that supposedly haunts government buildings in Washington, D. One of the national treasures of Turkey. Cow tipping. Cannibalism in poultry. See: tastes like chicken. Chicken DanceChicken dance. Valuable for the mitigation of damage from bird strikes.
The chicken carcass must be thawed first, though. A British project to lay nuclear mines in West Germany during the Cold War that were planned to be kept warm by live chickens. Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels.
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The dog ate my homework. Domesticated silver fox. The next time a whale washes on shore in one Oregon county, the authorities will leave the dynamite at home. Blobs of organic matter found washed up on beaches, which are frequently as mysterious as they are disgusting. Implanted electrodes let researchers "steer the animal over an obstacle course, making it twist, turn and even jump on demand". Pornographic movies created to achieve sexual arousal for Giant pandaswhich have been proven to be unaffected by the popular drug Viagra.
A fictitious order of mammal invented by a German zoologist with a sense of humour. Street dogs in Moscow. Dubbed the "world's loneliest whale", it vocalizes at a frequency used by no known whale species.
Possibly the oldest creature of modern times, this year-old tortoise was the former pet of Robert Clive of the British East India Company. A chimpanzee who used human toilet facilities, moonwalkedand allegedly attempted suicide. A cat famed for traveling on a bus around PlymouthEngland. Dusty the Klepto Kitty. Enumclaw horse sex case. An unfortunate case of a horse riding a manas opposed to a man riding a horse. Ireland 's favourite dolphin.
A Humboldt penguin who gained worldwide fame after apparently falling in love with a cutout of an anime character. Hoover the talking seal. A left-coiled snail who became famous after a campaign to find another left-coiled snail so he could mate. Oldest known living terrestrial animal in the world if it weren't Adwaita. He made the reverse of the 5p of Saint Helena. What have you done? Possibly the world's loneliest pig.
Even more lonely during the swine flu outbreak. A Jersey cow that produced record amounts of butter and got a sizable neighborhood named for her. The last known individual of the species Pinta Island tortoise. He was known as the rarest creature in the world. Mike the Headless Chicken. A chimpanzeesubject of long-running studies into animal language acquisitionnamed punningly for linguist Noam Chomsky. Osama bin Laden elephant. An elusive elephant who terrorized the jungle of Assam.
He was eventually shot, but there are those who question the official story of his death. Much like his famous namesake. A hospice cat who was featured in the New England Journal of Medicine for his purported ability to predict the impending death of terminally ill patients.
Hippo and tortoise that befriended each other after the Indian Ocean Tsunami. A now-deceased psychic octopus who could predict the winner of football games, notably during the FIFA World Cup. Ravens of the Tower of London. Ravens used as soldiers in the Tower of London. Ina Northern Bottlenose swam into London and on to the front pages of the British newspapers. Two pigs who, inescaped an abattoir in England and attracted media attraction. Thanks to a newspaper, they were never made into bacon, ham or sausages.
Tillamook Cheddar. A tortoise that was present during the bombardment of Sevastopol during the Crimean War in and survived until An elephant that was electrocuted, as the event was filmed by the Edison Manufacturing Company. He enjoyed beer and cigarettes. Anophthalmus hitleri. Rare blind beetle named after Adolf Hitlerpoached by collectors of Hitler memorabilia. Aptostichus stephencolberti. A trapdoor spider named after Stephen Colbert.
Naturally, because he asked for it. Bill Gates' flower fly. A flower flyEristalis gatesinamed after Bill Gates. A new species of monkey that was officially named after the GoldenPalace. A genus of crab named in part after the titular character of the Harry Potter franchise. The sole species of this genus is named after the coldly hostile, yet emotion-concealing character from the same franchise.
Mothers against decapentaplegic. Neopalpa donaldtrumpi. A spider whose abdominal markings resemble a very famous mustache. An extracellular matrix -like retinal protein named after Pikachu. Scrotum humanum. Setaceous Hebrew Character.
A European moth with wing markings bearing a chance resemblance to a letter in the Hebrew alphabet. Sonic hedgehog protein.
A protein in the vertebrate hedgehog family that was officially named after Sega 's video game character Sonic the Hedgehog. Spongiforma squarepantsii. A type of mushroom named after SpongeBob SquarePants. Strigiphilus garylarsoni. A biting louse named for cartoonist Gary Larson of Far Side fame.
Synalpheus pinkfloydi. A species of snapping shrimp named after the famous English rock band. Thaumatodryinus tuukkaraski. Zyzyxia lundellii and Zyzzyzus warreni. A solitary acacia that was once the LP isolated tree on Earth before being run over by a drunken Libyan truck driver. A foot-tall 91 m redwood with a giant hole cut through the middle for cars to drive through. Echinopsis lageniformis. Some are still alive.
Trees planted from seeds that were taken into space by Apollo An 80, year old quaking aspen colony that is believed to be one of the oldest and heaviest organisms on the planet. If other living beings like humans and animals can have rights, then why not plants? A tulip tree located in northeastern QueensNew York Citythat is confirmed to be the oldest living thing in the New York metropolitan area, as well as the tallest tree in the NY metro area.
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A device made with a light bulb and a record turntable that reportedly induces lucid dreaming. And you thought the makers of Die Another Day made it up. There's still no news about invisible Aston Martin V12 Vanquishes. Electronic voice Album). Alleged spiritual voices heard in white noise and radio interference. Why it's always a bad idea to put the guy next door out of business if he has a ten-ton armor-plated bulldozer in his garage.
History of perpetual motion machines. The concept has eluded and baffled the greatest minds for thousands of years — and will continue to elude anyone who tries to build one.
Spheres with three parallel grooves dated to be three billion years old Evidence of ancient intelligent life? An unusual natural phenomenon? Who knows List of inventors killed by their own inventions.
Pigeon photography. Not to forget the CIA's own pigeon camera. Chilean robo-socialism control chamber invented by a Brit with a gigantic beard. Not a comic book story arc, but the upheaval in watchmaking caused by the introduction of quartz watches. Royal Mail rubber band. Russian floating nuclear power station. A cross between a spoon and a fork. Not to be confused with a knork. Tempest Prognosticator. Meteorology by frightened annelid. How to measure your emotional response to androids.
A Chinese robot, according to the Japanese, that will save its country from corporate capitalism with its crotch cannon. Committee to End Pay Toilets in America. A s organization whose campaign was to end pay toilets in the United States of America. A congealed lump of fat and non-biodegradable buildup in sewer systems. A metre-long, tonne specimen was discovered under London in September Female urination device. Flynn Berry. I loved this thrill ride of a book. The IRA may have gone underground in the two decades since the Good Friday Agreement, but they never really went away, and lately bomb threats, security checkpoints, and helicopters floating ominously over the city have become features of everyday life.
As the news reporter requests the public's help in locating those responsible for the robbery, security footage reveals Tessa's sister, Marian, pulling a black ski mask over her face. The police believe Marian has joined the IRA, but Tessa is convinced she must have been abducted or coerced; the sisters have always opposed the violence enacted in the name of uniting Ireland.
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I often wonder if we are living the wrong life in the wrong country. Talia is being held at a correctional facility for adolescent girls in the forested mountains of Colombia after committing an impulsive act of violence that may or may not have been warranted. If she misses her flight, she might also miss her chance to finally be reunited with her family.
How this family came to occupy two different countries, two different worlds, comes into focus like twists of a kaleidoscope.
Award-winning, internationally acclaimed author Patricia Engel, herself a dual citizen and the daughter of Colombian immigrants, gives voice to all five family members as they navigate the particulars of their respective circumstances. Firekeeper's Daughter. Angeline Boulley.
Eighteen-year-old Daunis Fontaine has never quite fit in, both in her hometown and on the nearby Ojibwe reservation. She dreams of a fresh start at college, but when family tragedy strikes, Daunis puts her future on hold to look after her fragile mother. Yet even as Daunis falls for Jamie, she senses the dashing hockey star is hiding something. Everything comes to light when Daunis witnesses a shocking murder, thrusting her into an FBI investigation of a lethal new drug.
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William P. Four years later, in the midst of his Great Sadness, Mack receives a suspicious note, apparently from God, inviting him back to that shack for a weekend. Against his better judgment he arrives at the shack on a wintry afternoon and walks back into his darkest nightmare.
In a world where religion seems to grow increasingly irrelevant The Shack wrestles with the timeless question: Where is God in a world so filled with unspeakable pain? The answers Mack gets will astound you and perhaps transform you as much as it did him. Mujer segura de si misma: Empiece a vivir hoy resueltamente y sin miedo.
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We were not created to just get by with average, unrewarding or unfulfilling lives. God created us to leave our marks on our generations. Every person has seeds of greatness planted within by the Creator. This devotional will help readers break out and break free so they can believe bigger, increase their productivity, improve their relationships, and accomplish their dreams.
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Those types of experiences are part of the human journey, but in his book All Things Are Working for Your Good, Joel Osteen teaches that if we stay in faith and keep a good attitude when we go through challenges, we will not only grow, but we will see how all things work together for our good.
Now, Joel Osteen offers this companion devotional, that will provide motivation with daily readings and inspirational prayers that will encourage you through the darkness, as you seek the light in God's will. If we will go through the dark place in the valley trusting, believing, and knowing that God is still in control, we will come to the table that is already prepared for us, where our cup runs over.
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Meeting Bella is both the most unnerving and intriguing event he has experienced in all his years as a vampire. As we learn more fascinating details about Edward's past and the complexity of his inner thoughts, we understand why this is the defining struggle of his life.
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